January 2012
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
December 2011
mom walks in my room this morning and compares me to a non-functioning coke addict. i am not a coke addict.
lol i might not be functioning but i don’t do coke. fuck.
any of my followers from edinburgh or st. andrews in scotland? i might be going there this summer
